Did Johan Santana take lessons from the Oliver Perez School of Performing Arts? Or did he finally say, "Fuck you, Jobu" and decide to throw the game? Or was it a combination of both? Personally, I would love for Santana to say, "Fuck you, Jobu."
But I would also love for Lou Brown to manage the Mets. And he's dead. Maybe this one last humiliation on a national level will put the final nail in Jerry's coffin.
And we're now only losing 6-2. If only Mike Hessman could bat in every spot in the lineup.
Team Record A.C.: 3-9
David Wright Strikeout Counter: $11.20